We’ve all been there – really green at the party thing but we want to impress our friends. So what do we do? (Usually this happens only once before your husband either leaves you or leaves the party because you have become such a beast.) Biting off more than you […]

We have now established that my favorite things are: sugar, throw pillows, super small and super gigantic (yes, I know this is a grammatically challenged sentence.) Add to that, anything that LIGHTS up. Now for parties, here’s pretty much what kind of chairs most people rent: White wooden (horrible in […]

OK, not too happy when I realize that the whole world knows about something that I don’t. Today I met two friends/business associates in Burbank for a lunch meeting. Burbank has some okay food places but this place was freakin’ darling. They made all of their own pastries, cookies, etc. […]

I am not above admitting that for a big chunk (read: most of) my life I bit, chewed or generally destroyed my nails. I am sure there is a psychological reason for this besides boredom or narcissism. Not sure. We’ll leave the shrink stuff to Dr. Drew and focus on […]

I came across another event planner’s “favorite thing” and it was the Shiraleah Jennifer Belt Bag. It’s kind of this tool beltish looking number but one that is not as big and bulky and actually looks kind of comfortable. Running around events I usually have my regular Home Depot tool […]

I am trying to get off my current obsession with throw pillows and now am focused on products. (Note the blogs on Revitalash, Pond’s Clean Sweep Make-Up Removing Towelettes and now Gorilla Glue.) I am not sure how exactly I found Gorilla Glue but I will tell you that it […]

The majority of my adult life has been spent with rings around my eyes. I am not channeling a raccoon, nor goth, nor trying out the smoky eye look, it’s out of pure laziness. At night I scrub my face, apply my moisturizer (if I’m feeling really patient) and pretty […]

The bottled water trend is something that has sort of been lost on me. I mean no offense, but did anyone’s parents completely exist on bottled water and did everyone still mange? Yes. But I know, someone is going to email me and say that none of us grew up […]

Clearly, I am preoccupied with sugar (and pillows and gifts. I am not at all sure of the connection here but someone can feel free to call Dr. Drew for me.) I am now going to talk about cupcakes, again. All last week (in honor of my seven day celebration […]

Dear Universe, Thank you for the recent hits on my website regarding my first letter. I really appreciate the notice you’ve given me since my post last night. I am now ready to receive Kate Hudson as a client; please feel free to give her my cell phone number. I’m […]