Dear Universe,

Thank you for the recent hits on my website regarding my first letter. I really appreciate the notice you’ve given me since my post last night. I am now ready to receive Kate Hudson as a client; please feel free to give her my cell phone number. I’m going to watch Fool’s Gold ( www.foolsgoldmovie.com ) to prepare myself for the call. While you’re at it, I’m very interested in Matthew McConaughey as well. Just thought I’d throw it out there.

xoxo, Your PG Devotee