The Party Goddess! Marley Majcher and Rockstar Wedding Planner, Ciara Daykin have partnered up once again! to offer you an INSANE deal, specifically catered to you! 

Attend Rockstar Wedding Planner LIVE, next week, March 15-17th, 2010 in San Diego and get your wedding planning business jumpin in the right direction!!  For more information on this fabulous conference, sign up here:  Rockstar Wedding Planner LIVE

So what’s the deal? Well if you purchase a ticket to her live event, we will offer you a free seat to The Party Goddess Uncensored! that THURSDAY and FRIDAY!!! What a jam-packed week and for such a great low cost!!

Go to the link above and sign up NOW!! You’ve got nothing to lose and everything to gain.

What the heyyyylll is going on around here? We go to dinner last night as part of a sting operation which I’m scared to blog about because certain people might read it. I’ll try and meditate on this, have a cocktail and give you the gist. Anyway, we get home at like 11 and 2 seconds later my 4 year old is up. "Hi Mama!!" Hugh? The 15 year old is up, he’s making airplanes or something. I can already see where this is going. The 4 year old, my precious, precious, adorable Stanley who could care less about his mother until he wants to climb in my bed, has decided it’s play time. Then Coco gets up (almost 22 months.) "Mama!!" Are you freakin’ kidding me? If you saw my Tweets last night you know that I was drinking Jack Juice at Bottega Louis and I’m not exactly at the top of my game. Next thing I know EVERYONE’s up. I’m tired so I pile them all in the bed, sans the 15 year old and decide to call it a night. This doesn’t work. SHOCKER.

Out goes the 2 year old, out goes the 4 year old and out goes the 50 year old. My 4th child (husband) decided he had had it. I had had it too but I was fake sleeping so as not to have to deal; I was busy praying to the Jack Juice god to take me away. Today I get up for Church, my 4th child (husband) is stil asleep. "Where are you going?" Where am I going? The same place I always go at 7 freakin’ forty five in the am on Sunday. To Church. To pray for myself and these snarky blogs I write. To pray that I will have enough patience to get to noon on Sunday without creaming somone or talking on the phone while driving or whatever all of these bad habits are that I have. Needless to say, he doesn’t make it to Mass. I am furious.

I screech into the parking lot and get a shot of divine (literally) inspiration for Uncensored. Who knew you could get conference ideas at Church?  I make it through Mass although I am still very devastated because I have not heard from my parents. Ding and Dong were supposed to call last night for dinner after their 3 week trip to the Middle East. That hotbed of calm. You can imagine that 2 Jack Juice’s in last night, I’m starting to panic when the phone was still not ringing. Finally this morning I call and my mother answers. "What they heyyyllllllll. Where have you been mother????" Evidently there was a de-icing crisis in Zurich, trouble with snow in Paris, who knows. Evidently the world fell apart and this affected her cell phone coverage. People, I thought you had died and I have a full week. Please communicate.

After I found the long lost mother, I walk in the house to see the 4 year old culprit with his ginormous paws in the peanut butter jar. Are you kidding me (x 10)?? What are you doing with the peanut butter? "Peana butta sanwich." Oh, of course. Martita proceeds to tell me that he’s been talking about a peana butta sanwich for a week. Oh, of course, the length of time we request something determines our ability to put our paws in jars of messy food. 5 seconds later he’s covered in jelly, my 15 year old is complaining that Coco is ruining his life and I am forcecd to blog. It is my only release. I refuse to turn to Oxycontin and it’s too early to drink. 

Sorry, but I just had to share. Please do me a favor and pass this blog along to everyone you know so that my hits will go up and I can end the day on a happy note. I’m en route to NYC tomorrow and you know I’m going to have an issue at the LAX Starbucks. A little gratuitous free promotion is the least you guys can do for me.

What could be better than a little fabulous giraffe-robe-in-the-bathtub-moment? Not sure I can top this scene. This photo was taken (in the bathtub of the suite I’ll be checking into ) yesterday at one of my new favorite hotels, The Palomar, where we’re holding the first ever party planning conference that yours truly is producing. It’s called Uncensored and it’s happening in like a minute: Wednesday, March 17 through Friday, March 19 in L.A. The Palomar is super cool, modern and hip but really warm, cozy and fabulous. So what’s with the photo?

That’s just me playing Snarkytime hostess trying to entice you with my glamor girl status (not) in one of the fabulous robes that all the guests get to wear during their stay. Who needs lame, fluffy white waffle situations when you can have giraffe, cheetah and zebra. But of course!

And the best part about this whole situation?  I’m doing it MY way! The centerpieces are not going to be lame flower situations that some challenged florist struggled to produce on a budget, NOOOOO, we’ve got something crafty that my girls will love. This is a hard core conference with an insane lineup of speakers, like million time book writer, Simon T. Bailey (pretty much the male version of Oprah). I don’t know about you, but I think conferences can get kind of dry and stupid. Not this one! We’ve got mid afternoon mini martinis, spiked hot chocolate (don’t tell my speakers that that’s why the attendees will be so cheerful) and of course color coordinated candy spreads in lieu of granola bars and soy water or whatever else these anorexic women in Los Angeles eat and drink.

So meet me in La La land where the boobs are as fake as the tans but we for sure know how to have an absolute blast, even while learning how to kick our businesses up a notch! You see, if you want to see that bathtub of mine in person, no problem, I’m hosting a super swank cocktail party in my suite on Thursday night (but more on that once you’re there).

Want to hang out and have a little fun? Then book your ticket right now to Uncensored! You’ll be ON FIRE that you did - what could you possibly have to lose? I guess a few brain cells because these girls will be COCKTAILING.

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