Need A Good Laugh?

You don’t need to send me any hate mail because I am Polish and therefore can post ridiculous jokes like this. You laugh, but I have many relatives who would not understand what’s funny about this. Happy reading! xo TPG

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along

very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office

and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the

circumstances and asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?

P: Yes, an acre and half and a nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

P: It is made of concrete.

L: I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a

real grudge?

P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean, what are your relations like?

P: All my relations are still in Poland .

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

P: We have a hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?

P: No, I am always up before her.

L: Is your wife a nagger?

P: No, she is white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?

P: She is going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?

P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?

P: She is going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read and it say:

* Polish Remover*

One response to “Need A Good Laugh?”

  1. LOL! That’s amazing, my wife and I are both Polish and now I’m gonna have to send this to everyone 😉
    Greetings from Montreal from a Polish photography couple, awesome blog!!!

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