OK, so I write the most empassioned, detailed, creative, million word blog of my life yesterday with a great new plan for the presidency involving the Dalai Lama and Geraldo Rivera and what do I get? I get a million emails telling me that “Stop, Drop and Roll” is for fire emergencies and the highest blog ratings I’ve ever gotten. Are you people kidding me? You cannot tell me that you turn to The Party Goddess for earthquake advice and when it’s incorrect, my inbox is flooded? I am sorry for the confusion, mid-blog I did mention that I couldn’t remember why you’d “roll” in an earthquake when you’re probably already rolling (thank you Robyn). So in case you’re involved in one of California’s famous brushfires, please do “Stop, Drop and Roll.” If you’re in an earthquake, I guess you’re on your own because evidently I don’t remember anything of what I’ve learned. Maybe just head for the doorway.
Oh help. I need to completely rethink my blogging audience.
Fire Chief, TPG, Signing off from Zihuantanejo, Mexico. Adios.
Forget the stop, drop and roll! Why do people not get what you’re really blogging about! The presidential candidacy! HOLY CRAP~ I swear, this country is dumb.. .plain stupid.
I HAVE to say that I JUST saw on Fox News TV that the COVER of US Magazine has a huge picture of Gov. Sarah Palin, holding a huge smile with new baby in her lap and COVERING the bottom 2/3 of this photo is a big black headline, “Babies, Lies and Scandals” What the? to quote you. If this is NOT the biggest plot against reform, I can’t imagine what is. I wasn’t before, but after seeing that, I am CONVINCED that all the nutjob far lefties sit around all night figuring out how they can try to sabotage the McCain – Palin ticket. Everyone, if they bother to watch her tonight speak at the RNC will SEE. This is a HUGE deal in this country. Obama knows nuttin about nuttin. Sorry.. that’s the Repub in me.. although, I am a middle of the road conservative… AND I’m from Illinois!
Ok.. my two cents. Your blog is fantastic.. i laugh all the time.. keep em coming and hope that that bambino leaves you the heck alone already!
bottoms up!
Susie