Please Explain

I really need a good laugh right about now and so I went through my emails in search of inspiration and this one popped up. Would someone please explain to me:

a) Who are the yo yos who respond to an email where someone forgets to address the person by name to whom they most graciously, deeply and desperately hope to give $4,000,000 to?

b) The mentality of someone sending these emails in the first place?

Buddy, if you’re truly in the Cote d’Ivoire, enjoy it. Close the laptop, don’t go phishing for dingbats over the internet. Who in God’s green land has time to type this cr– and what do they get out of it when people respond? Who would respond? If they have responded, what do they say? Yes, I’ve been waiting for your email, please give me the $4m now, Prada’s having a sale. Are the respondents senile? Intellectually challenged? Handicapable? Please, someone, give me some insight. Send me some info or just tell Ms. Atah to just wire the money – universe, I’m ready.

Here are the details from the most comforting and stupendous email (typos and spacing issues compliments of the sender):

From:Miss Joy Atah
Abidjan Cote D’ivoire
Dearest ,

Good day and Compliments,

I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of
God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward
you aboundantly and you would never regreat this. I am a female student from
University of Burkina-Faso, Ouagadougou. I am 18yrs old. I’d like any person
who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term
relationship with you and to know more about  you. I would like to build up
a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in
this transaction.Well,my father died earlier two months ago and left I and
my junior  brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him
over sixteen years before his death.

I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his
wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my mother is dead He
left the sum of USD  USD 4,000, 000.00 dollars (Four Million, US Dollars) in
a Bank.This money was annually paid into my late  fathers account from Shell
petroleum development company(spdc)and chevron  oil company operating in our
locality for the compensation of youth and  community development in our
jurisdiction.I don’t know how and what I will do to invest this money
somewhere in  abroad, so that my father’s kindred will not take over what
belongs to my  father and our family, which they were planning to do without
my present because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town.

Now, I urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from the
security company to your bank account and I strongly believe that by the
grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely.I am ready to pay
22% of the total amount to you if you help us in this transaction and
another 10% interest of Annual After Income to you, for handling this
transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over.If
you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in
lifting this fund, kindly reach me.

Also I and my Only Brother have left There To Abidjan Please, note that this
transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as
quick as possible, I will send you my picture as soon as I hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Miss Joy Atah
<http://cn.mail.yahoo.com/>

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