This post is filed under “The Perfect Party Goddess Client” because any self respecting potential TPG client’s world came to a crashing halt today when Lindsay Lohan was arrested AGAIN. It is absolutely impossible for me to focus on the proposals stacked up on my desk with Lindsay out running wild. Could someone please explain to me why the heck you would drive when you are already on probation, just got out of rehab and have all of the money in the world? Get a freakin’ driver for heaven’s sakes. Was Lindsay on Mars when Paris was just sentenced to 23 days in jail after just driving with a suspended license? This chick managed to get caught not once, but twice with cocaine, run into a tree and then proclaim to the world that she’s going to wear an ankle bracelet to prove to God and man that she’s not boozing.
At some point here I’m going to have to get back to work but we haven’t even talked about the fact that she was pulled over after chasing her assistant’s mother’s Escalade. I don’t know about any of you but my assistant’s mother is no more going to be out cruising at 2am with me chasing her than eating live crickets. If you have missed all of this latest dish and need to get caught up, just check out our favorite sources for insider info. As TMZ says: “Story Developing…” More later.
www.tmz.com
www.thesuperficial.com
www.perezhilton.com
Leave a Reply