Literally, This Is My Life

At the moment, this is what’s going on. I am giving birth in four weeks (induction, April 11 and could not be fatter, more uncomfortable or more funky looking), I am 10 seconds from driving two hours to Palm Springs for my very fabulous job tomorrow night at Walt Disney’s old house. I am sick for the third time this year and basically can’t take anything. Someone randomly canceled my credit card (of course the business one) without me knowing it so I have no TPG card for expenses. The painter needs a final color choice on a wall I am going to paint pink (again) in the master bedroom because by the time my husband gets home today to see it, I will be in the desert. He hates pink, I told him to think of it as “shell” and he’ll feel better. This will not work. My book proposal (final, final – #6?) just got sent off for the agent. I am getting about 4,000 requests a day from teenagers wanting to get into the event business and have personal interviews with me. How’s this for an interview? Event planning is very hard. Please don’t get into it unless you are single, sterile and a glutton for complete abuse. I have about 4 event proposals that are due this second but Walt Disney and his ghost house are going to take precedence. Dealt with a spandex crisis for that job this morning (now resolved I think) and I am behind on my blog. So, this is the entertaining photo I am posting for you all to appreciate. Better humor should happen by lunchtime as I will be in blissful 75 degree weather, albeit stressing out. Mother, I need you!!!

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