* Record heat in a town without weather (triple digits and the newspeople are encouraging the elderly to seek refuge in “cooling centers.” What the h–l is a cooling center? Like a refrigeration unit? A mall? Cool yourself and your pocketbook at the same time?)
* Malibu surfers fight with the paparazzi after they try and take photos of Matthew McConaughey and…
* Gary Coleman spouting off some more of his issues. There might be a small problem here with this gentleman and his anger management issues, delayed loss of virginity and numerous suicide attempts. What exactly has happened recently that Gary Coleman is all over the news? Was it those Cash Call commercials?
I think that the world is about to stop turning on its acess with all of this news. As I type, I just heard a commercial for Olive Garden which references their cooking/training schools in Tuscany. If someone can confirm an Olive Garden training school in Tuscany I’ll give you 1,000 bucks, swear. I think I need to come up with something a little more substantial to do with my very special college education but at the moment, I’m drawing a blank.
Go to TMZ.com to really “Play Video” of Matthew
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