I’ve Sunk To A New Low

OK, so I’ve got an interview with a publication in 1 hour, two one sheets for some tv stuff on Tuesday and Wednesday and what am I doing? Freakin’ blogging. My sweet friend Susie wants to know if I am being compensated by Thera-Flu for the blog posts. OK, no, I am not (and I’m sure she knows this) but maybe a) I should be or b) if it worked a little better then I wouldn’t still have this freakin’ thing.

I’m trying to head out of town today for work until Friday. Typical working mother, I am guilt ridden. My two yhear old “loves coffee.” Clearly he can’t drink coffee but he tries. So, we got out the milk frother, told him it was full of coffee (it had one drop) and then we made him a “cappuccino.” He sat next to me while I typed away on the computer, thrilled that he was “going to work.”

Someone call Child Protective Services, this has gotten serious.

The next time you hear from me I’ll be in San Diego. Somebody get the cocktails ready. Adios.

Oh, and this just in. I’m so challenged I just told the housekeeper (in Spanish) to please put my dry-clean only jacket on a hose, as opposed to on a hanger, to dry. Maybe there’s a Child Protective Services for adults? Send help.

One response to “I’ve Sunk To A New Low”

  1. Okay.. talk about guilt ridden! I awoke at 3am thinking.. oh shit.. Marley HAS to know I’m teasing!
    I have an answer to your coffee luvin’ child.. Decaf!

    I have NO Spanish in my history.. (only Greek!) so I would have told her clean her hose or something of that nature!

    BTW.. my son made all district honors band and plays this Saturday. I cannot wait.. but even better news, he scored high enough to audition for all state honors band! Last year he made it, but he’s a freshman this year in HS and we’ll see. He was surprised he got this far. AND he makes all A’s! He’s an only (besides my stepson who lives w/his mom 10 mins away) so it was an ease raising this kid. He’s amazing.. not sure why I’m sharing..but I’m so proud.

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