Seriously, I can’t even tell you the last time I felt this overwhelmed. I am mid “NannyGate” right now with the whole theft of the laundry soap. That saga is so good that I’ll post the photo and give you the details tomorrow. It’s unbelievable. Everyone in this house has been crying for two days and my husband finally said “that’s it. He’s had it.” No, he’s not leaving me, he just is over all of the drama. Me too. Well, I’m over it as soon as I post this!
So at the moment, I have 322 emails to answer. Oh noooooo, these do not include the little freebie spammy ones you can delete. These are real. Somehow by the end of today if I have to stay up all night, I’m going to get through these emails. In the midst of Nanny-Gate, selling a property for my Dad, finalizing Halloween menus for my fab client (of course went to the bookstore over the weekend and got tons more mags and books full of inspiration so I needed to redo ALL of the menus for her), finalizing the pitch for a certain New York A-lister and reorganizing my entire How To Be A Party Goddess division, Oh, I forgot what I was going to say. Anyway, it’s been a little hectic.
Here is the d.l. for everyone and then I’m going to get back to work and actually return my friend’s calls/texts:
* The New York job has been confirmed. Yes!! I will be in New York probably on Wed 9/30, 5ish or Thursday at 5ish through Sunday. If you want to hook up, call me. Naomi, maybe we could do something fun with Mario on MSL?
* In the midst of the drama yesterday, got a call to do a certain double A-lister’s event coming up very soon. This one is in L.A. so thank you Jesus, my children will see their mother.
* This Monday I go to Florida to do two tv shows. I will be in Tampa on Tuesday if any of my Tampa peeps want to hook up.
* Wednesday I fly to Trinidad with Miss Ruth and Miss Lara to knock it out of the park for the Eventology Trinidad-Tobago convention. Can’t wait!
* In 15 minutes I’m getting on a conference call with my book agent and publisher to discuss “progress.” I am going to stop typing in a second and take a Xanax.
* Stanley started school yesterday. Being the only horrible mother unable to actually drop him off, I did get ot pick him up. We were the last duo there at school because of course it was 3:29pm. Shocker. I was chewing Xanax by the handful after that.
* My oldest has started high school and this seems to involve a lot of Physics drama. Maybe he needs some Xanax too. KIDDDIIIIING. Sheesh.
* Tomorrow I go to San Diego to catch up with my clients down there. Seriously, I think I should take the train.
On that note, I’m going to log off because I have the biggest knot in my heart/stomach from just listing all of this. I did buy a hula hoop to beat stress. Now if only I could get the stupid thing to actually balance around my waist.
More tomorrow. xo
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