
There are just certain things that you’ve got to deal with in life – death, taxes, wrinkles and ice. Death is easy – forget about it or don’t eat lots of bacon. Taxes, no problem – just take your income and send the government half. Wrinkles, the modern miracle of Botox will erase those as long as you can deal with a few complications once in awhile. Now, thank goodness, the ice crisis is over. These 2.5″ ice balls are just like magic as far as I’m concerned. I would even consider drinking warm beer if I could have one of these to look at in my glass. Ask your local caterer to find them for you. If you’re in LA, that would be me.

I would even consider drinking warm beer if I could have one of these to look at in my glass.