Revealed: Anderson Cooper Sighting
This just in. Anderson Cooper was spotted? followed? something exciting in a 100 mph high speed chase somewhere on the East Coast with his lhapsa apsa (sp?) dog named Tinkle Twat or something like that. I know this is very vague but my Mom is, once again, laughing so hard she is crying. Evidently Fox broke into the news hour to announce this and CNN just kept reporting debate info as usual. (Shocker, Anderson works for CNN.) It appears, based on the story, that Anderson is flamingly gay based on the Tinkle Twat name. This is just fine with me as I, like Tori Spelling, “love my gays.” However, I think maybe he should just come out of the closet instead of blasting ahead at 100 mph so no one sees him with his dog. Someone please give me the scoop. I’m sure it will be you Robyn. Melanie, thank heavens we talked; if you’re still up, please Google this. TMZ is a bust so far.
Now that we are moving to Park City, I think I will read your blog every morning instead of the Star News. It’s much more entertaining, so make sure you continue those pithy news items about Anderson Cooper and John Edward’s mistress.
From what I can gather, the story was featured on Fox’s late night show called The Red Eye, which apparently spoofs current events, clebs, and news stories. Consider it their version of SNL.