Another Good "Joke" for You – Part 432

 

Maybe I should just go into the joke business permanently. I think my stuff is very entertaining.

Anyway, take a look at this photo. My friend Merri Jill and I took it while we were out walking with our DEEEELIGHTFUL 3 year olds. I reminded MJ of the time when we passed by the fire station last time and the “Safe Surrender” deal that’s posted on the wall (pictured above). You see, the first time we passed it there was a fireman out front and my darling toddler was acting up so I asked Joe Handsome Fire General as we strolled by, whether or not they had space for my little angel at the “Safe Surrender” site. He kind of looked at me strangely and Merri Jill was HORRIFIED. It was a jooooke. Get over it.

So when we recently passed the fire station, my new bright, cheerful question was:

“ANYONE KNOW IF THEY TAKE HUSBANDS?”

Then they’d REALLLLY be on to something.

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