Priceless!

I swear, my negative rants are going to come to an end any second, but in the meantime…

'THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!'

ONCE APON A TIME, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?' The girl said:'
NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping,
drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever
the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had many
lovers, didn’t save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to
the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin’ lacy lingerie that
went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and
looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End