Since blogging is a lot about quick observations on life from my perspective, here are a few. No fancy photos, I didn’t have my phone out, am not going to Google some images, I might not even correct my spelling (I hear I made some doozy spelling mistakes when I was blogging on all of that Percoset. No excuse now.)
1. If you are very chubby (you know who you are and I am being gracious), please do not wear spandex. This does not work for you, nor me so I cannot imagine it works for your significant other. Ladies, this is why gentlemen turn to porn.
2. Sweats often don’t work. I was in them yesterday when I went for a run at Peet’s Coffee because I was craving bagels. Noah’s is right next to Peet’s. I know my trainer reads this blog, I am sorry Gretchen. I had a cappuccino and did not ask for it non-fat, I just pretended I was internally upset when I got it and it was full fat. I proceeded to eat a salt bagel (half side with butter, half with low fat cream cheese), this bagel was made with full, pure, white, white flour. Then, I had a side car of a very flat, but still quite large chocolate chip cookie. Due to the time it took to ingest all of this, I had time to people watch. I will now not go out in sweats again that are baggy. You feel good, you look horrible.
3. Do not answer the phone if you can’t take the call. My Dad called me 6 times yesterday on two numbers (he and I are business partners so yes, he can call me 6 times even on holidays. We are Polish and feel guilty if we do not work continuously). Evidently his cell phone plan charges him by the word. His message was: Dad, routine, bye. What in heavens name do you do with this message? Of course I knew it was my Dad, I have Caller ID and who the hell else leaves messages like that, 6 times. The “routine” part was a ruse (sp?). The only routine part was that he wanted me to handle something for him but when I called him back he (again, paying by the word evidently) said: “I’m at the casino, bye.” (He likes to go to gamble at the “Indians” when he has time off. Could this sound more white trash?) Anyway, why did he answer the phone if he just wanted to hang up on me?
4. This is a great way to start someone’s day (seriously). “I hope you have an easy day.” My aunt said that to me last week. How great? What could be better? By telling someone to have an easy day, it’s like sending a rainbow into their coffee.
5. Update to Tuesday’s blog, of course by my genius friend Robyn who knows or finds out the source of everything, the food art guy is even more amazing than I thought. Check him out – Carl Warner.
6. I am about to write another open letter to The Universe and this is going to be a doozy. Standby.
7. You all are begging for blogs about my husband. He is behaving and I am trying not to drive myself crazy over him right now. I am about to go to meditation school. That being said, I’m sure the dam will burst any minute, you all will get your wish and I will let loose. It is hurricane season after all.
Now you all go out and have an EASSSSSSYYYYYYY day. xo 
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