Oh, Thank Goodness

Just when I think, in fact am SURE that my life can’t get any better, I get this sweet email from Aisha, also known as Lady272. Of course. Who but a lady would write such sweet emails:

* * *

Hello,you got a message from “Lady272”

User details :
* I am interested in Dating / Long-term Potential
* Age : 27
* Height: 5?6?
* Body type: Average
* Hair color: Blond
* Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
* Looks: Very attractive

* Education: Graduate degree
* Occupation: Other
* Income: Not specified
* I speak: English
* Religion: Christian – other

* Relationship status: Divorced
* Children: No
* Wants children: Undecided

* Smoking: Never
* Drinking: Rarely

Message :

hi there,
i am interested in you,
get me back to my emailbox : positivesensation@gmail.com

* * *

Now thank goodness, Aisha/Lady 272 is interested in me. Interested in me planning her party? See above, she doesn’t drink. Interested in dating me? See above, she’s “Divorced.” She is, however “Very attractive.” Ah, not so much. I am just going to throw it out there again because now I have lots of new blog subscribers: WHO DOES THIS????? Who has time? What is she after? Will an email like this get me to respond and give her my PIN number? I don’t get it. If anyone does get it and can please contact Miss Positive Sensation, let me know; you will MAKE MY DAY. Trust me, you will.

TPG, Signing Off

Update: A nice gentleman named Clint just emailed me to tell me he’s gotten this same email 3 times this week, all with the same picture and Miss Lady Aisha is not really interested in me. Devastating.

3 responses to “Oh, Thank Goodness”

  1. junk mail. Recieved this email three times in the past few days, all with different email addresses at the end, and different spoofed from emails. All with the same picture.

    So in other words, she isn’t interested in dating you. Sorry.

  2. Your blogs get me roaring every time! I get a million spams about vermabuilder.. do you get those? everyone wants to meet, everyone has a million dollar making idea for you @email address.. ugh.. now the government has tons of money for me!! I’m exhausted from all this. I wonder all the time? Who answers these things, much less, opens them up for fear of a virus? Geesh.. Total empathy over here…

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