How Does Anyone Get Dumped by an Internet Scammer?

Now I’m going to focus on tipis.

I’ve decided that I am going to construct a big teepee (tipi?) in the front yard so I can meditate. I have a leftover one from a pow wow we did last year and it’s like 16? across. I think that I can somehow get power out there from the lights down the driveway and then hook up my laptop. I think this would be a great idea because I can meditate, make calls, etc and clear my head. I am going to start the construction this week and then take a photo of myself in there for you all to see. This will be a great source of relaxation for me. I think that the indians had fires in there too because there are holes at the top of the tipi and it is supposed to be rain proof. Now that’s a visual, the Polish girl in Pasadena with the smoking teepee/tipi in the front yard.

BTW, my new favorite show is the Real Housewives of Atlanta. This is the most unbelievable load of trash I have ever seen but it is addicting. As we speak, NeNe is looking for the truth about her true father (the photo above shows the ladies at the psychic). Maybe I can find NeNe’s true father in my tipi/teepee. Kim is going to record a record with some gentleman namd Dallas Austin. Up for consideration is the potential hit single, “Don’t Be Tardy for the Party.” I swear on my life.

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Mr. Carlson – Part 1 – Internet Scammer

Mr. Carlson – Part 2 – Internet Scammer

Mr. Carlson – Part 3 – Internet Scammer

Mr. Carlson – Part 4 – Internet Scammer

Mr. Carlson – Part 5 – Internet Scammer

Mr. Carlson – Part 6 – Internet Scammer