Find Out From A Super Reliable Source!

In my continuing saga of “Is Elvis Michael Jackson really dead?” I would like to report to you that according to the majority of traditional media outlets, Michael Jackson was indeed laid to rest last night. This is further confirmed by the fact that the Jackson 12 or 17 or however many kids Michael does or does not have (has the backup dancer situation been resolved?) were remembering the Gloved One after the service at Villa Sorriso which is like a mile and a half from my house. As if we didn’t have enough news crews all over Pasadena because of the fires, we now have Tito and Kito and whoever, etc partying at Sorriso where the Jackson family has been dining for the “last 8 years.” I’ve been dining there too and I ain’t never laid eyes on the Jackson Five. Oh well.

To confirm that Michael has indeed been laid to rest, I asked my all-knowing housekeeper what she thought. After quite a pause, she did say, “Si.” So there you have it, Michael Jackson MUST be in the ground if the underbelly of the nanny world thinks so.

Did you all hear that the girl child, Paris? Or Prince Blanket, I can’t remember, just got her hair cut, but because everyone is trying to figure out the paternity of her real father (if in fact it isn’t Michael – ya think?), the hair cutting lady had to pick up every last hair that she had just cut so they couldn’t do the DNA testing. Seriously? So every haircut is going to have to have a personal pick up situation? That might be my new way to billions, pose as The Party Goddess Snipper, slide a few locks into my little apron and call the Enquirer. Natch!

I am off to my meeting at Twentieth Century Fox to hopefully pick up a couple of movie premieres for the Fall. On my radar just before that? I’m tracking the divorce storm of Broadcom founder, Henry T. Nicholas. It seems that he and his ex Stacey are battling over his billions. Shocker! Perfect Labor Day weekend reading if ya ask me. Stay tuned.

Hey Beach Bomar, how’s my grammar today?

Update!

One of our blog readers turned us on to this cool article they wrote titled: “10 Things You Didn’t Know About Michael Jackson“. Got to say, I especially love #4; I think you’ll be shocked too! Check it out and let us know what you think in the comments below! xx M