Bethenny Frankel Is Pregnant and Other Earth Shattering Information

I needed to stop eating my Cool Ranch Doritos long enough to blog here. I had no intention of blogging at this point in the evening because I have reached the point of crispy fried donut fried and challenged (yes Robyn, I intentionally wrote “fried” twice). My son just ran in with my teeth whiteners in his mouth. Do we need to talk about how much those set me back while he says “Look Mommy! and CRUNCHES THEM? My husband finds this entertaining.) I thought I would do a little carb run here by turning on Entertainment Tonight (while waiting for the Ben and Jerry’s to thaw.) Oh, my daughter just broke a bowl – Villeroy and Boch, wedding gift. Of course she did. Let’s proceed anyway.

I learned the following (we’re now back to the Entertainment Tonight recap:

* Balloon boy’s Dad allegedly beat the mother. Really? Seriously? This is the guy who said that they don’t “ground their children” when they misbehave. Evidently they do pummel the mother when she doesn’t do what she’s supposed to do though. A little light tush whipping never hurt anyone. Oops, she actually has a black eye.

* Bethenny from The Real Housewives of New York City is pregnant. Evidently she was outed by a blogger. I need to tell you that I am not the blogger she was outed by, but would love to know how that whole situation came about. If you know, please advise. (BTW, she’s also engaged. I would like to see that menu – raw tomatoes and other fresh earthly delights?)

* Jon Gosselin is telling the world that something “needs to be done about Richard Heene [balloon boy’s dad.]” He thinks the gentleman should face charges. Let me get this straight: Jon Gosselin thinks that something needs to be done about Richard Heene?????????????????????? Jon Gosselin has an opinion on this? Really? Pot, meet kettle, kettle…..

* Suzanne Somers is in trouble for saying that the doctors killed Patrick Swayze by giving him chemo. Evidently if he ate some fruit, he would’ve been healed. She apologizes to his widow, and btw, she has a book that came out today.

I know I’m forgetting a lot more here. Oh yes, Stephanie Seymour (GORGEEEEEOOOOUS) is involved in a nasty divorce involving “drugs, lies and switched urine samples.” Well, but of course. What A-list-ish divorce doesn’t involve “switched urine samples.”  i mean seriously? Seriously? I think I might be getting old because this segment actually distrubed me. Oh yes x 2, and did you see my Tweet today? My publicist thinks I need more botox. Ladies and gentlemen, that is always the best of signs when someone on your payroll bags on you, to-your-face.

And how was your day?