The Perfect Party Goddess Client

I love my employees almost as much as my friends. I would have to, we spend a lot of time together. Then again, some of my friends work with me on jobs and aren’t exactly employees so it gets confusing. On a recent event in Colorado, five of us TPGers were languishing after a meeting and chatting about “life.” To clue you in and be fair, this was a continuation of a conversation I had had with one of my sweetest friends ever from Rhode Island who was working the job with us. I know RI isn’t exactly the pop culture mecca, but I was shocked when she was not familiar with the “basic” foundation of our mindless sidebar conversations at The Party Goddess.

To set her straight and fill in any gaps that the staff might have, I came up with the TPG trivia test. I fully realize that not everyone is addicted to US Weekly, but I feel like I can be addicted to US Weekly because I spent my time studying at Georgetown and reading the Wall Street Journal. So what’s one small guilty pleasure? I digress. This section of the blog is for those of you who think you might be the perfect TPG client, or just want to work with us. You know we’re a match when you can ace all of these questions without even breaking a sweat. Joanna, this section’s for you!

This section of the blog will be continuosly and randomly updated as I continue to be shocked by the lack of true knowledge out there.

* Jackie from Workout is:
a) Australian
b) Gay
c) A man

* Scott Peterson’s profession prior to being incarcerated was?
a) Lawnmower salesman
b) Teacher
c) Fertilizer salesman

* Scott Peterson’s lawyer was?
a) Johnnie Cochran
b) Gloria Allred
c) Mark Geragos

* Paris Hilton was recently sentenced to how many days in jail?
a) 60
b) 95
c) 45

Check back for answers and continuous new updates.

The questions continue…
The name of Anna Nicole Smith’s sperm donor is:
a) Joe Pesci
b) Howard K. Stern
c) Larry Birkhead

The name of Anna Nicole’s baby is:
a) Jasmine Nicole
b) Danielle
c) Dannielynn

The name of Larry Birkhead’s primary attorney before he fired him/her was:
a) Mark Geragos
b) Debra Opri
c) Johnnie Cochran

Paris Hilton’s sidekick on her hit tv show is:
a) Latoya Jackson
b) Mischa Barton
c) Nicole Richie