Oh, Help

Once again I am going to fail at my time management skills. I am going to have to stop everything and comment on an email I just looked at. This is exactly what I should not be doing but I absolutely cannot help myself. I mean, I kind of understand Aisha or whatever that nasty yo yo was that was sending out her skanky photo telling me she wanted to marry me (see earlier blog), but I don’t understand this one. A PUPPY for sale? Does this have something to do with some random Nigerian sex ring? What could this person possibly be getting out of writing this email? Is it a puppy or lots of puppies? Has this gentleman heard of the SPCA? The puppy is 8-9 weeks old (he can’t remember?) and he has still been pleading with his landlord? Does it take that long to evict someone, even in California? In order to email, why do you have to be illiterate and stupid? Well, maybe I’m the stupid one since I’m actually commenting on this drivel. This one has put me over the edge. OJ almost did it but now I’ve really had it. Feel free to start your emails coming explaining this one. Clearly I’ve totally lost my focus anyway.

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Subject: My Puppy for free Adoption. (Sent by Mr Carlson – carlson83@live.com – I swear to you this has to be Nigerian.)

I am looking for someone who will adopt her and take care of her as i do cause My
new landlord hate pet so much and he doesn’t want me to have pet in my new home and
I’ve pleaded him to allow me but he refused, i live in California and the puppy is
free but you have to pay for the shipping fee which is $250. she is AKC registered,
Age 8-9 weeks old, she weighs 2.6lbs healthy and her shots are given up to date.i
want you to get back to me with the below info so i can send you the pics the the
puppies.

SHIPPING INFORMATION
Your name:————————
Your Address:———————-
Your Day phone#:——————-
Nearest Airport:——————–

Await your response.
Thanks

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So if I live in L.A. then I don’t pay the shipping of $250? Or I pay $250 to meet this crack hound at Starbucks? And now that I am writing this, who in the hell “SHIPS” a frickin’ puppy? If you all know of anyone that actually got their puppy this way, please let me know because I’ve got a two year old that I’ prepay the shipping to China on right this second.

One response to “Oh, Help”

  1. I always look forward to your obscure mail you get,Marley. I was howling this morning.. no pun intended. It sounds Vietnamese to me since
    maybe he will eat the dog if he doesn’t get it out of his apt and maybe “landlord” knows this? umm.. you’ve got to me kidding me! Also,
    I can’t believe you read these? I get loads of spam on this mozilla thunderbird email and i just click delete hundreds of times IN GROUPS of
    like 75.. I can’t wait to get rid of them! It’s entertaining either way.

    I hope to hear more on this. Take the pup to PetSmart on a Saturday for God’s sake!

    Susie

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