More Personal Internet Scammer Stories

You people are sick. Yesterday’s blog was basically a one liner with a stupid update on Mr Carlson, who is now by the way using an email that comes up as Amy Carlson, and I get MY HIGHEST BLOG HITS EVER? People, we are in a time of war, economic crisis, political uncertainty. Rome is falling all around us. I have spent 16 years working on my party planning career, discovering menus, meeting vendors, figuring out how to make a volcano cake explode, on cue, in front the guests, washed dishes and attended classes to perfect my craft all to be taken seriously with my blog to the event planning world. To top it all off, I am now convinced that I have contracted foot, hand, mouth disease like they (the cows and goats I think) used to get in England a couple of years ago because I’ve eaten too many hoodia suckers which I chew on to have enough energy for my career. (I seriously am in pain) and you yo yos must be forwarding Mr Carlson’s one liner all over town.

The hits on that blog even surpassed that ridiculous stop, drop and roll earthquake drama of a month or so ago. Do you people even care? I am a professional! I am smart! I do not blog about phantom puppies on another continent. Unbelievable. And after all of this, just in case you missed it the first time: My highest blog hits ever in three years are because of one sentence telling you that Mr. Carlson’s “he” is now a “she”??????????????????????

Well, since you’re so desperate for action, here’s “his” latest response.

How anyone could fall for this cr-p is unbelievable, but for my trusty readers, I’m going to play along.

* * *Sent Fri, Oct 10, 2008 – 2:34am from “Amy Carlson” (Note the time, clearly high noon in Cameroon) * * *

Hello
Thanks for getting back to me and intrest in my baby,are sure you are going
to take care of her?,she is girl that is why i need someone that can take
care of her,let me know when you are ready to make the payment so that i can
have the puppy ship to your nearest port.so that you can have the my baby
let me know so that l can give you payment info to make the payment and you will
have the baby the second day
Regard
carlson

* * *

What exactly do I say to this yo yo?

“Yes, I going to take care of her, yo baby. I love her already. I ready to make payment. I’m in L.A., you’re somewhere in California, but yeah, drop her at the port. Charge me now, charge me deeply?”

I swear, I need to think about this one, but I’m going to get my hands on that puppy if it’s the last thing I do. Stay tuned. (And yes Katharine, I will join Facebook. I am really busy here trying to wrangle an African puppy.) Toodles FOR NOW, I’ve got to go and find an alternative energy product to hoodia that I don’t have to suck.

In case you missed it, here’s the rest of the story:

Check these out:

Mr. Carlson – Part 1 – Internet Scammer Stories

Mr. Carlson – Part 2 – Internet Scammer Stories

Mr. Carlson – Part 3 – Internet Scammer Stories

Mr. Carlson – Part 5 – Internet Scammer Stories

Mr. Carlson – Part 6 – Internet Scammer Stories

Mr. Carlson – Part 7 – Internet Scammer Stories