I’ve Been Dumped by an Internet Scammer, Part 7

How Does Anyone Get Dumped by an Internet Scammer?

 Well, it’s time to face the fact that I’ve been dumped. Mr. Carlson has not called. You know that things have sunk to a new low when the local Ugandan internet scammer doesn’t even return your emails. This is devastating. I can’t even get a snicker back from him. I guess I shouldn’t be too sad because I’ve been offered about $40 million from various Asian and African countries in the last couple of days. Maybe I’ll follow up with one of them. That puppy was kind of weird looking, but still, I don’t like to be the one who has been ditched.

Now I’m going to focus on tipis.

I’ve decided that I am going to construct a big teepee (tipi?) in the front yard so I can meditate. I have a leftover one from a pow wow we did last year and it’s like 16? across. I think that I can somehow get power out there from the lights down the driveway and then hook up my laptop. I think this would be a great idea because I can meditate, make calls, etc and clear my head. I am going to start the construction this week and then take a photo of myself in there for you all to see. This will be a great source of relaxation for me. I think that the indians had fires in there too because there are holes at the top of the tipi and it is supposed to be rain proof. Now that’s a visual, the Polish girl in Pasadena with the smoking teepee/tipi in the front yard.

BTW, my new favorite show is the Real Housewives of Atlanta. This is the most unbelievable load of trash I have ever seen but it is addicting. As we speak, NeNe is looking for the truth about her true father (the photo above shows the ladies at the psychic). Maybe I can find NeNe’s true father in my tipi/teepee. Kim is going to record a record with some gentleman namd Dallas Austin. Up for consideration is the potential hit single, “Don’t Be Tardy for the Party.” I swear on my life.

Every Danced with an Internet Scammer?

Do tell in the comments below!

Want the First 6 Mr. Carlson Stories?

Check these out and make yourself feel better!

Mr. Carlson – Part 1 – Internet Scammer

Mr. Carlson – Part 2 – Internet Scammer

Mr. Carlson – Part 3 – Internet Scammer

Mr. Carlson – Part 4 – Internet Scammer

Mr. Carlson – Part 5 – Internet Scammer

Mr. Carlson – Part 6 – Internet Scammer

One response to “I’ve Been Dumped by an Internet Scammer, Part 7”

  1. Hi there!
    The weird thing about carlson is this…if you’re going to take the time and spam people, then please, take it all the way~! What was the point of (amy) writing you in the first place?? Aren’t you just so curious to know what that was all about in the first place? lessons learned.

    see ya in the teepee (I think it’s spelled this way)
    ok..happy hump day (wednesday)..i just got back from Traverse City Michigan (relatives) and am in hometown chicago now and back to backwards NC today. i can’t wait to see my REAL dogs when i get home, not to mention my boy and hubby. it’s nice to be missed!
    later…
    susie

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