I just got back from Mexico last night and am thrust back into the madness of La-La Land. That might be a little dramatic, but I’m in a good mood and feeling dramatic. While I was gone I was very focused on not wearing makeup (my skin broke out so badly I could cry, natch), drinking some delicious tequila (ended up switching to vodka, headaches) and NOT looking at TMZ, for obvious reasons.
Today, I head to Twitter and Facebook to catch up and natch x 2, TMZ. Are you kidding me that the whackadoo duo of Randy and Evi Quaid, after stiffing The Bacara in Santa Barbara, are now SQUATTING in a house they used to own? They even replaced a mirror over the fireplace with a picture of themselves?? Is this like an episode of America’s Dumbest Criminals? And then, SHOCKER!!!!, ALERT! HOLLYWOOD IN TURMOIL! – Lindsay Lohan goes off the wagon. Um, we should say, she went off the wagon, denied it and now admitted to testing positive for cocaine. So in the “let me get this straight” department, the girl is wearing a SCRAM bracelet and getting tested DAILY for drugs, five seconds after getting out of the slammer AND UCLA rehab and she can’t even manage to figure out that a little powder pleasure is off limits at least for awhile?
Adios, I’m heading back to Mex.
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