My bloggers have been so efficient at responding to my queries (ie the Sarah Marshall issue) that I am going to throw another one at you. WHO ARE THESE FREAKS THAT EMAIL THE EQUIVALENT OF THE PRIVATE PART ENLARGEMENT SPAM? I get this email tonight with the subject line “I find you interesting.” Do I really think that this is a live person thinking that I’m interesting? Probably not but so many times I have been about to delete an email without opening it that turns out to be a real press query or a customer and I think “thank goodness I did not delete that!” So…tonight I open ridiculous email #4,301.
Here’s what I get: “Hello! I am tired this afternoon. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at Emily@BestGolova.com only, because I am using my friend’s email to write this. I would like to share some of my pics.”
WHAT THE H–L IS THIS? I now get them constantly with all kinds of tricky subject lines so I open them. Who is Emily and I don’t even want to know what that email address means? People have serious issues here. If you have great pictures then tell your boyfriend, post them on a webcam, knock yourself out, but who really responds to this stuff often enough to make it worthwhile for skanky Emily to send out? Please make it worth Emily’s while and fill her email account with nastigrams. I am now going back to the WE channel where I have stumbled upon women with obsessions. One woman just appeared on the screen with her witch mask (green face paint and all) and she swears she is normal. I think I’ve had enough. I’m going to check into an ashram. I’m going to reread Eat, Pray, Love and try to calm down. No wonder Kate Hudson hasn’t called, maybe I’m as crazy as whacked out Emily. Chanting sounds pretty good right about now.
omg you are cracking meup today with this post.
by the way, why are you not publishing your reader’s comments?