What could be better than a little fabulous giraffe-robe-in-the-bathtub-moment? Not sure I can top this scene. This photo was taken (in the bathtub of the suite I’ll be checking into ) yesterday at one of my new favorite hotels, The Palomar, where we’re holding the first ever party planning conference that yours truly is producing. It’s called Uncensored and it’s happening in like a minute: Wednesday, March 17 through Friday, March 19 in L.A. The Palomar is super cool, modern and hip but really warm, cozy and fabulous. So what’s with the photo?
That’s just me playing Snarkytime hostess trying to entice you with my glamor girl status (not) in one of the fabulous robes that all the guests get to wear during their stay. Who needs lame, fluffy white waffle situations when you can have giraffe, cheetah and zebra. But of course!
And the best part about this whole situation? I’m doing it MY way! The centerpieces are not going to be lame flower situations that some challenged florist struggled to produce on a budget, NOOOOO, we’ve got something crafty that my girls will love. This is a hard core conference with an insane lineup of speakers, like million time book writer, Simon T. Bailey (pretty much the male version of Oprah). I don’t know about you, but I think conferences can get kind of dry and stupid. Not this one! We’ve got mid afternoon mini martinis, spiked hot chocolate (don’t tell my speakers that that’s why the attendees will be so cheerful) and of course color coordinated candy spreads in lieu of granola bars and soy water or whatever else these anorexic women in Los Angeles eat and drink.
So meet me in La La land where the boobs are as fake as the tans but we for sure know how to have an absolute blast, even while learning how to kick our businesses up a notch! You see, if you want to see that bathtub of mine in person, no problem, I’m hosting a super swank cocktail party in my suite on Thursday night (but more on that once you’re there).
Want to hang out and have a little fun? Then book your ticket right now to Uncensored! You’ll be ON FIRE that you did – what could you possibly have to lose? I guess a few brain cells because these girls will be COCKTAILING.
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